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An Apology to the Minibus Men! (Part I)

10/17/2014

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Recently some minibus and ZR drivers (PSV drivers) were very vocal about what they considered to be overly “harsh” and “severe” penalties for road traffic violations. They complained that the fines (for example $600 dollars for stopping at a place, other than a bus stop) compromised their ability to make a sustainable living. One man observed that if one received three fines in one day (i.e. was caught BREAKING THE LAW three times in one day) it was virtually impossible to see a profit, another lamented that between December last year and October this year he had paid around $11000 in fines to the court. Though the issue of (maybe) needing more bus stops did come up (barely) the general gist of the discourse seemed to be that the penalties should be made less onerous. Nowhere in the discourse was there any real acknowledgement of the fact that the fines were as a result of breaking the law and thus no real examination of whether or not the laws made sense. The position of the PSV drivers seemed, on the surface at least, utterly fucking ridiculous and the idea that they were looking for (and may very well find) a lawyer to plead their case bordered on sublime.

When I first became aware of the story I actually had a seizure, I was so stunned; I must confess that I had absa-phaking-lutely NO idea that PSV drivers were penalised for misuse of and misconduct on our roads. The impunity with which some of them flout traffic laws led me to the (I think, quite reasonable) conclusion that some government or other had, in an uncharacteristic moment of implementation efficiency, granted PSV drivers immunity from all traffic laws. I’d always just assumed that I’d slept late that morning.

Once I had been disabused of my misguided notion, I responded to the minibus and ZR men, as did many Bajans, with derision! I mockingly suggested that the men were suffering from carbon monoxide induced brain damage from inhaling all the exhaust fumes while on the road, I marvelled at how grown men could entertain such silly notions and I glibly suggested that if they could not afford the fines all they need do is stop breaking the frigging law. I would like to publicly apologise for this.

I am not backing down from my position I still think that, “give me an ease so I can continue to break the law and recklessly endanger people!” is an asinine and untenable premise, but I recognise now that my finger pointing and othering of the PSV drivers was nothing more than a symptom of mental laziness and a gross failure to see the larger and profoundly profound (LOL) message they were sending. A message so profound and timely that it matters little if it was being sent advertently (there’s a word you seldom hear) or inadvertently.

My first inkling that I wasn’t seeing the bigger picture came when, whilst on a ZR, I noticed that when PSV drivers stop (and they do it quite often) at a place other than a bus stop it is almost NEVER to pee. I further noticed that when they overload their vehicles (this was not mentioned in the report but they are often fined for it too) it is NEVER with sacks of yams, which, as we all know science has proven lack the capacity to refuse to board a vehicle.

PSV drivers, it turns out, are very much like politicians, inasmuch as, like our politicians we often see them on the frontline… doing a buriffle of shite! And though (again like our politicians) they too have their “yard fowls” (people who have an irrational devotion to a particular driver or vehicle) most of us just thinly tolerate them because (one more time…like our politicians) they provide an essential service… badly.

It is precisely because of this high profile that they are very easy targets for ridicule and unrestrained criticism; We complain about how recklessly they drive, we gripe about their rudeness and the poor quality of the service they provide, how they only studying money, and they putting people’s lives in danger and they, and they, and they. We often speak about our PSV drivers as if they derive from a separate dimension or at least another planet and are really only connected to us inasmuch as they are here … now… fucking up road traffic and as with our politicians, we turn a wilfully blind eye to our own culpability in encouraging and perpetuating their deviant behaviour.

We are in total denial that “they” (Psv drivers and politicians) are EXACTLY like US (which makes sense since “they” are “us”). 


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Carlyon Blackman
11/4/2014 06:22:02 am

Quite

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