Some people are happy being unhappy and making them to be happy makes them unhappy which of course makes them happy which... then they get all confused about happiness... are they confused because they are happy or happy because they are confused???!! Nala? (The (un) happy $2 Philosopher)
The $2 Philosopher!
The $2 Philosopher is a devout cynic and practicing curmudgeon! He believes whole-heartedly in change, not as a result of social will but rather as an inevitable consequence of the passage of time.